Reading comprehension

So normally Mr. J is pretty meh about drinking. But since coming back from college, Mr. J has been pretty open to consuming beverages with alcoholic content. After BJ's one night, a brief conversation between Mr. J and Mr. R went something like this:

R: TS3 10am matinee? (toy story 3)J: wow u love alcohol dont u
R: WTF?

Apparently, Mr. J was having a little trouble reading and interpreted "matinee" as "martini." Perhaps those four horsemen running around his stomach were making their presence felt.

Yum

Do old habits die hard?

R: "Hey, he's puking too. Are you gonna make out with him?"
K: "I'm not that drunk."

pre-finals weirdness

Okay so these are out of order and not organized at all but here goes.

Last night I had a dream about taking a final with my history professor but for some reason the final was at my apartment. The final was on like... 3 small pieces of paper the size of square napkins. It was my history final but for some reason one of the questions on the test was the following: We were given a slice of meat off of a lamb, which at the time I thought was beef, and we had to label it. As in, what part is shoulder, blood vessels, bone, skin, tendon, etc. THAT was weird. And then after I turned it in, it got even weirder. Our class was in my bedroom when I saw a FISH on the ceiling. It looked like coi, was alive, and was swimming on the ceiling. At this moment in time, I exclaimed, "Dude, I gotta get a picture of this!" And then I woke up.

A slightly different dream from the same night was dinner or something with my old Harker buddies and some other people I don't remember. The only ones I do remember are Tim and Jason.

OH. And I just remembered part 3, but it might have been the first dream. I remember playing flag football against my middle school friends... like I went back in time since they all looked like they did back then. It was the athletic field at Harker, and we were practicing special teams. I just remember juking Jake and Charlie before scoring. The weird part of it all was the the coach was Ellis and not one of my middle school coaches. Then I did the kick off and kicked it probably 40 yards. Definitely can't do that in real life. haha

That's it for now.

Ehhhh

So all I remember about last night's dream(s) are UCSD, being on a school bus, Tim, Carmelo Anthony's house?!?! and Star Wars. Weird.

Dream: Submarines??

So last night I had a dream that I was on a submarine. The first part I can remember is surfacing and finding lots of red entrails on top of the sub. The next thing I know, the entire sub's crew including me is treading water. Suddenly, I'm pulled under. I thrash about, but soon for some reason, I'm able to see clear as day. What do I see? A bunch of other sailors and crew kinda suspended... neutrally buoyant if you will with their life vests partially inflated. Then people start disappearing and I wonder what's going on only to find out that only some of us can move while the rest are just kinda stuck in suspended animation. I along with some of the other crew members begin dragging people to shore. In the meantime, I think other people are being eaten or something by creatures that look like they're from Starship Troopers.

I wake up. Still tired, I go back to sleep. =D

Now I remember finding myself on a beach with a bunch of friends. We trek our way across the beach to some random house whereby there is a man who is got the most bizarre ailment. He has a hole in his chest and you can see a fire burning in his body cavity. WTF?!?!

On a side note, somewhere amongst this dream, I remember seeing my Recombinant DNA Techniques teacher at a supermarket along with a bunch of my friends. I also remember something about laundry detergent and a huge commotion about it... not sure why though.

Anyhow, continuing on with the house, the man suddenly starts screaming and explodes. Uh. Yeah. Then one of our crew members has bugs shoot out of his shoulders. I have no idea what's going on, but we somehow decide to enter the house and save its inhabitants. Thinking about it now, I can't see how that could be a good idea. I also remember fighting a bunch of guys dressed in black suits, kinda like MIB.

I'm trying to decide if that was a nightmare or just kinda cool. Too bad I only remember fragments.