Satisfaction

Today, there was this douche bag who was tailgating me on the way home from work. Now normally, I would have considered letting him pass. But being in the carpool lane (I carpool with my Dad) I noticed that he was the only one in the car. That's one of those things that irks me every time I see it. What makes him better than everyone else who is following the rules? On top of that, when he pulled alongside me in an attempt to try and pass me, I also noticed that he was using his fucking phone. Good job, moron.

Driving his silver Toyota Celica, he attempted to pass me using the fast lane many a time, and each time I proceeded to impede his forward progress. =) I must have done it 8 times. I sped up just long enough to pull alongside another car in the adjacent lane, forcing him to make a decision, which was always to resume tailgating me. This lasted probably 15 miles until he finally had to exit.

I don't know why he was in such a hurry, and yes I'm also an ass, but boy that was satisfying.