Reading comprehension

So normally Mr. J is pretty meh about drinking. But since coming back from college, Mr. J has been pretty open to consuming beverages with alcoholic content. After BJ's one night, a brief conversation between Mr. J and Mr. R went something like this:

R: TS3 10am matinee? (toy story 3)J: wow u love alcohol dont u
R: WTF?

Apparently, Mr. J was having a little trouble reading and interpreted "matinee" as "martini." Perhaps those four horsemen running around his stomach were making their presence felt.