Crayfish

So on Monday, Mr. J brought in 3 crayfish that his daughter had caught? Not sure if that's true or not...

Mr. J is an interesting fellow. He repeatedly stuck his hand into the tank only to have it pincered by one of the crayfish. Within 2 hours, one of them died probably due to a lack of O2 in fish tank. So in order to keep the other 2 alive, we used an air pump from an old fish tank.

Some time afterwards, Mr. J decided that he would extract the two remaining crayfish from the tank and have them "joust" on Mr. M's desk. I believe the inspiration comes from a clip like this:


Fast foward to Tuesday morning. I come into work to find that one of the crayfish has killed the other one! The dead one was missing one of its claws. Meanwhile, Mr. J has begun talking about different ways to cook the remaining one... using the microwave. Sadness.