textsfromlastnight

Friend sent me this site... some of the stuff is pretty funny. For example...

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(971): I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

(404): this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
(404): i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator