Randall's Taiwan Adventure pt. I

This is what transpired:

R: so we stephen, alvin, kevin, and i were looking for a place to drink

R: so kevin suggests the gay area

R: so we go there

R: we sit down and order a round

R: and we then ask each other "who do you think will be the first to be approached by gay guy?:

R: and we all thought alvin cause he was wearing very short shorts

R: stephen was wearing a sleeveless shirt and bball shorts...kliu was wearing cargo shorts and a tshirt..and i was wearing a tshirt and jeans

R: so while we're drinking, a fat guy comes over and asks stephen "hey do i know you?"

R: and stephen goes "no i don't think so"

R: the fat guy then asks "are you sure? are you billy?"

R: stephen replies "no, i'm not"

R: then the fat guy asks "you guys know you're in the gay area right?"

R: and was reply yes

R: and then he goes "you guys know you're drinking at a gay bar?" we again reply yes

R: then he starts talking to us about the gay bars

R: and sits down to chat

R: apparently he's the bar owner

R: and then he starts talking to us about drugs and shit

R: then after a while i ask him "so which one of us looks the gayest?"

R: and he looks at alvin and goes "you guys may think he looks gay because of his short shorts, but he actually doesn't look gay"

R: so we were pretty surprised by that

R: he looks at kevin and goes "you're cargo shorts look gay, but your shirt doesn't match so you don't look gay"

R: then STEPHEN asks "hey i look like i just came from play ball, right?":

R: the guys smiles and goes "you look like a GAY BASKETBALL PLAYER!!!"

R: and we all start fucking laughing

R: the guy then goes "you know california fitness?? we call it GAYlifornia"

R: the owner goes "you look like you just came from GAYlifornia or you hang around GAYlifornia"

R: so we all start talking shit about stephen for being the only one that looks gay out of the 4 of us

R: oh, and the owner said that i don't look gay, i just look young

R: which surprised us

R: i know!

R: but apparently gay guys think i look young

R: OH

R: and then the owner was tlaking about parties

R: and alvin goes "dude invite us to one"

R: and the owner goes "dude...you guys are going to get raped if i bring you"