Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Unhealthy? Perhaps.

Commander: can we play now
Private 1st class: lol i suppose so
Private 1st class: gotta patch
Commander: ugh
Commander: fml
Commander: next time patch should be the first thing u do when u get home
Private 1st class: LOL
Private 1st class: sc2 isn't my life
Commander: yeah thats where ur wrong

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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Dragon?

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Reading comprehension

So normally Mr. J is pretty meh about drinking. But since coming back from college, Mr. J has been pretty open to consuming beverages with alcoholic content. After BJ's one night, a brief conversation between Mr. J and Mr. R went something like this:

R: TS3 10am matinee? (toy story 3)J: wow u love alcohol dont u
R: WTF?

Apparently, Mr. J was having a little trouble reading and interpreted "matinee" as "martini." Perhaps those four horsemen running around his stomach were making their presence felt.

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Saturday, July 3, 2010

Huh?

That cotton... that cotton thingy...

That cotton ball!




It's cotton candy.

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