Randall's Taiwan Adventure pt. II

Round 2:

R: STEPHEN

R: GOT SO DRUNK TONIGHT

R: HE GOT SO DRUNK

R: THAT HE PASSED OUT

R: IN THE STREET
>>R: and he almost picked a fight with a korean guy
>>R: and i had to save his ass (added into chronology by Randy)

R: AND I JUST GOT A CALL

R: FROM A RANDOM CHICK

R: SAYING SHE FOUND HIS WALLET

R: okay so

R: i was halfway home

R: i get a call from alvin

R: saying he needs help to bring stephen home

R: cause he's passedout
>>R: so right before stephen passes out on the street (before i arrive to help them), he and alvin had gone into a 7-11 and stephen had opened up a bunch of chip bags, alvin had to pay for them all, and then the cops came and kicked them out to the side of the street

R: so i fucking took a taxi back to save them

R: we get stephen and alvin home safely

R: then i come home

R: and about 2 minutes ago

R: i got a call form some random chick

R: and she tells me that she FOUND STEPHENS WALLET

R: alvin

R: was asking random ppl

R: for a gun

R: to shoot stephen

R: because he was passed out in the street

R: oh yeah

R: i invited jill to drink with us

R: she came

R: and now she hates stephen and them

R: because they were so crazy

Lesson learned? Stories with Stephen and alcohol are always good. =D O, and apparently he never remembers what happened the next day.

Randall's Taiwan Adventure pt. I

This is what transpired:

R: so we stephen, alvin, kevin, and i were looking for a place to drink

R: so kevin suggests the gay area

R: so we go there

R: we sit down and order a round

R: and we then ask each other "who do you think will be the first to be approached by gay guy?:

R: and we all thought alvin cause he was wearing very short shorts

R: stephen was wearing a sleeveless shirt and bball shorts...kliu was wearing cargo shorts and a tshirt..and i was wearing a tshirt and jeans

R: so while we're drinking, a fat guy comes over and asks stephen "hey do i know you?"

R: and stephen goes "no i don't think so"

R: the fat guy then asks "are you sure? are you billy?"

R: stephen replies "no, i'm not"

R: then the fat guy asks "you guys know you're in the gay area right?"

R: and was reply yes

R: and then he goes "you guys know you're drinking at a gay bar?" we again reply yes

R: then he starts talking to us about the gay bars

R: and sits down to chat

R: apparently he's the bar owner

R: and then he starts talking to us about drugs and shit

R: then after a while i ask him "so which one of us looks the gayest?"

R: and he looks at alvin and goes "you guys may think he looks gay because of his short shorts, but he actually doesn't look gay"

R: so we were pretty surprised by that

R: he looks at kevin and goes "you're cargo shorts look gay, but your shirt doesn't match so you don't look gay"

R: then STEPHEN asks "hey i look like i just came from play ball, right?":

R: the guys smiles and goes "you look like a GAY BASKETBALL PLAYER!!!"

R: and we all start fucking laughing

R: the guy then goes "you know california fitness?? we call it GAYlifornia"

R: the owner goes "you look like you just came from GAYlifornia or you hang around GAYlifornia"

R: so we all start talking shit about stephen for being the only one that looks gay out of the 4 of us

R: oh, and the owner said that i don't look gay, i just look young

R: which surprised us

R: i know!

R: but apparently gay guys think i look young

R: OH

R: and then the owner was tlaking about parties

R: and alvin goes "dude invite us to one"

R: and the owner goes "dude...you guys are going to get raped if i bring you"

pre-finals weirdness

Okay so these are out of order and not organized at all but here goes.

Last night I had a dream about taking a final with my history professor but for some reason the final was at my apartment. The final was on like... 3 small pieces of paper the size of square napkins. It was my history final but for some reason one of the questions on the test was the following: We were given a slice of meat off of a lamb, which at the time I thought was beef, and we had to label it. As in, what part is shoulder, blood vessels, bone, skin, tendon, etc. THAT was weird. And then after I turned it in, it got even weirder. Our class was in my bedroom when I saw a FISH on the ceiling. It looked like coi, was alive, and was swimming on the ceiling. At this moment in time, I exclaimed, "Dude, I gotta get a picture of this!" And then I woke up.

A slightly different dream from the same night was dinner or something with my old Harker buddies and some other people I don't remember. The only ones I do remember are Tim and Jason.

OH. And I just remembered part 3, but it might have been the first dream. I remember playing flag football against my middle school friends... like I went back in time since they all looked like they did back then. It was the athletic field at Harker, and we were practicing special teams. I just remember juking Jake and Charlie before scoring. The weird part of it all was the the coach was Ellis and not one of my middle school coaches. Then I did the kick off and kicked it probably 40 yards. Definitely can't do that in real life. haha

That's it for now.