Unhealthy? Perhaps.

Commander: can we play now
Private 1st class: lol i suppose so
Private 1st class: gotta patch
Commander: ugh
Commander: fml
Commander: next time patch should be the first thing u do when u get home
Private 1st class: LOL
Private 1st class: sc2 isn't my life
Commander: yeah thats where ur wrong

The Dragon?

Reading comprehension

So normally Mr. J is pretty meh about drinking. But since coming back from college, Mr. J has been pretty open to consuming beverages with alcoholic content. After BJ's one night, a brief conversation between Mr. J and Mr. R went something like this:

R: TS3 10am matinee? (toy story 3)J: wow u love alcohol dont u
R: WTF?

Apparently, Mr. J was having a little trouble reading and interpreted "matinee" as "martini." Perhaps those four horsemen running around his stomach were making their presence felt.

Huh?

That cotton... that cotton thingy...

That cotton ball!




It's cotton candy.