Where my brass knuckles at?

Story courtesy of Ray.

R: did joe ever tell you about
R: the big white boy
R: we met
R: so we got to valley fair
R: and i had just got back from berkeley that day
R: so joe was asking me something about berk
R: and the guy waiting in front of us
R: this was outside vf waiting for 11 12 pack which was a fail btw
R: and so the big white boy
R: is like
R: DUDE BERKELEY
R: im from berkeley!
R: i think hes a lil drunk
R: so he befriends us
R: then he asks to borrow my phone
R: he calls his sister
R: and tells her to bring him some money
R9: and brass knuckles.
R: and she comes
R: and brings him money
R: and brass knuckles
R: so these gangster thug looking fools
R: kept calling up their homeys
R: and girls
R: and were cutting in line
R: so big white boy
R: (hes a size 13)
R: hollers at one girl
R: ask her what size shes getting
R: she lies
R: so he says to me
R: man if she jacks my size
R: imma lay her bf out
R: im like damn
R: good thing hes on my side

Don't need a fleshlight.

Friend linked me to this the other day.

From Yahoo! Answers:
Q: How to hold package at fedex location?
I am going to buy a fleshlight but want it held at a fedex location near my house.

What is the way to do that? Do I enter their address for the shipping address then just put my name and everything? Thanks

A: If someone at Fedex will hold your package, why do you need a fleshlight?

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